Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 8, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 16, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 12, 2017

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 10, 2017

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Shani (Guest) on January 8, 2017

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 19, 2016

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 16, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Rashid (Guest) on December 11, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Hassan (Guest) on November 7, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 31, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 29, 2016

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 25, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Josephine (Guest) on October 17, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 15, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 9, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 8, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Raha (Guest) on October 4, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Tabu (Guest) on October 2, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 29, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 29, 2016

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Ali (Guest) on September 23, 2016

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 12, 2016

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Sekela (Guest) on September 11, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 31, 2016

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mzee (Guest) on August 20, 2016

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Maneno (Guest) on August 17, 2016

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Abdullah (Guest) on August 16, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 8, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 1, 2016

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 29, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Bahati (Guest) on July 28, 2016

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 27, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 24, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Asha (Guest) on July 22, 2016

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Omar (Guest) on July 5, 2016

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 3, 2016

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 26, 2016

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 19, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 13, 2016

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 5, 2016

😅 I’m still laughing!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 1, 2016

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 20, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 8, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Faiza (Guest) on May 2, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 28, 2016

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 16, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Sarafina (Guest) on April 13, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Saidi (Guest) on March 31, 2016

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 27, 2016

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 26, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 22, 2016

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Nashon (Guest) on March 15, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Rukia (Guest) on March 6, 2016

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Binti (Guest) on March 3, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 2, 2016

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Baraka (Guest) on February 26, 2016

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Safiya (Guest) on February 21, 2016

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 17, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Hawa (Guest) on February 8, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 29, 2016

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️