Salum (Guest) on September 17, 2024

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 13, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Sarafina (Guest) on September 10, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Khadija (Guest) on September 10, 2024

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 3, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 31, 2024

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 9, 2024

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 6, 2024

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 28, 2024

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 28, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 26, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Mazrui (Guest) on July 20, 2024

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Josephine (Guest) on July 19, 2024

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 18, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 11, 2024

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 4, 2024

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 2, 2024

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 27, 2024

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 23, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 21, 2024

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Warda (Guest) on June 16, 2024

😂 I’m saving this one!

Amina (Guest) on June 9, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 21, 2024

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mazrui (Guest) on April 30, 2024

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 22, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 17, 2024

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

David Nyerere (Guest) on April 10, 2024

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Abdullah (Guest) on March 24, 2024

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 20, 2024

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 15, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 3, 2024

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Juma (Guest) on March 2, 2024

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Leila (Guest) on February 29, 2024

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Issa (Guest) on February 13, 2024

🤣 This one’s fire!

Hamida (Guest) on February 2, 2024

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Rabia (Guest) on January 30, 2024

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 13, 2024

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Fikiri (Guest) on December 21, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Masika (Guest) on December 18, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 14, 2023

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Rubea (Guest) on December 12, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 26, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 24, 2023

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 9, 2023

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 2, 2023

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Anna Malela (Guest) on October 31, 2023

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 29, 2023

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 29, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 27, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 24, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 17, 2023

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 16, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 14, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 4, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 2, 2023

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Maida (Guest) on September 1, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 24, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Amani (Guest) on August 19, 2023

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Safiya (Guest) on August 18, 2023

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 15, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵