An elephant's legs should be long enough to reach the ground! ππ¦΅
Explanation: This answer is meant to be funny because it's a playful way of stating the obvious. Elephants have long legs that can easily touch the ground, so there's no need to worry about their leg length. The emoji adds a cheerful touch to the response, creating a lighthearted and amusing atmosphere.
Khalifa (Guest) on September 22, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
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To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Rahim (Guest) on September 5, 2024
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David Ochieng (Guest) on September 4, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 31, 2024
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
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The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
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Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 20, 2024
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Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 16, 2024
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 14, 2024
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Khatib (Guest) on July 8, 2024
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Mohamed (Guest) on July 2, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Raha (Guest) on June 29, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Mariam (Guest) on June 27, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 20, 2024
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Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 15, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 9, 2024
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 8, 2024
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Robert Okello (Guest) on June 7, 2024
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 5, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Salima (Guest) on May 17, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 17, 2024
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 7, 2024
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 6, 2024
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 2, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Mwachumu (Guest) on May 2, 2024
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Kiza (Guest) on May 1, 2024
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Chum (Guest) on April 23, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 16, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 9, 2024
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Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 5, 2024
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Ibrahim (Guest) on March 27, 2024
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Rubea (Guest) on March 25, 2024
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Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 23, 2024
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Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 18, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 6, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 26, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
George Mallya (Guest) on February 25, 2024
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
George Tenga (Guest) on February 16, 2024
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How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
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Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 19, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 18, 2024
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Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 6, 2024
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Zainab (Guest) on January 2, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 1, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Amir (Guest) on December 27, 2023
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 15, 2023
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Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 27, 2023
π This joke just made my day!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 22, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 26, 2023
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Nchi (Guest) on October 23, 2023
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Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 23, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Sarafina (Guest) on October 10, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―