Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 11, 2024

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 7, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Mwagonda (Guest) on August 31, 2024

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Mgeni (Guest) on August 30, 2024

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 20, 2024

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 18, 2024

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 15, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 5, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Mashaka (Guest) on August 1, 2024

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 28, 2024

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 22, 2024

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Biashara (Guest) on July 16, 2024

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Amir (Guest) on July 16, 2024

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 13, 2024

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 4, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 3, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 27, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 25, 2024

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 21, 2024

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Nchi (Guest) on June 20, 2024

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Mhina (Guest) on June 10, 2024

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Jamila (Guest) on June 5, 2024

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 23, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 22, 2024

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Hawa (Guest) on May 16, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 9, 2024

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 9, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 5, 2024

😁 This is gold!

Issa (Guest) on May 5, 2024

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 2, 2024

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 2, 2024

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Warda (Guest) on April 30, 2024

😆 That punchline was epic!

Latifa (Guest) on April 25, 2024

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Sofia (Guest) on April 14, 2024

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Shani (Guest) on April 7, 2024

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mzee (Guest) on April 4, 2024

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 27, 2024

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 26, 2024

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 13, 2024

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Amina (Guest) on March 6, 2024

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mashaka (Guest) on February 21, 2024

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 19, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 18, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 17, 2024

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 17, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Mariam (Guest) on February 15, 2024

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 14, 2024

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 12, 2024

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 31, 2024

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 20, 2024

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 17, 2024

Thanks Ackyshine

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 14, 2024

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Faiza (Guest) on January 4, 2024

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2024

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Neema (Guest) on January 3, 2024

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 1, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mjaka (Guest) on November 29, 2023

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 21, 2023

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Robert Okello (Guest) on November 21, 2023

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 20, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥