Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 5, 2019

🤣 Sharing this right now!

James Mduma (Guest) on October 31, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 31, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 29, 2019

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Maimuna (Guest) on October 18, 2019

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 4, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 1, 2019

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

John Kamande (Guest) on September 24, 2019

😂 This is a keeper!

Amir (Guest) on September 23, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 20, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Ahmed (Guest) on September 19, 2019

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Saidi (Guest) on August 26, 2019

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 16, 2019

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 11, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Rubea (Guest) on August 8, 2019

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Salma (Guest) on August 6, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 24, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 16, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Arifa (Guest) on July 15, 2019

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Sharifa (Guest) on July 12, 2019

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mwanais (Guest) on July 5, 2019

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Omar (Guest) on July 4, 2019

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 27, 2019

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 15, 2019

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Azima (Guest) on June 11, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Jabir (Guest) on June 10, 2019

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 6, 2019

😄 You got me!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 3, 2019

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 3, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 12, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Zakaria (Guest) on May 12, 2019

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 4, 2019

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 21, 2019

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 6, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Hassan (Guest) on April 2, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 24, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Binti (Guest) on March 16, 2019

😆 Bookmarking this!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 6, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 1, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Raha (Guest) on February 28, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 28, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 28, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 28, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Hashim (Guest) on February 21, 2019

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 1, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Nyota (Guest) on January 23, 2019

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

David Chacha (Guest) on January 12, 2019

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Kazija (Guest) on January 8, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 6, 2019

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 5, 2019

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 4, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 3, 2019

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 2, 2019

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Arifa (Guest) on December 31, 2018

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 22, 2018

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Mazrui (Guest) on December 11, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 9, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 5, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 22, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 21, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂