Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! ๐ฅ๐
Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! ๐ฅ๐
Baridi (Guest) on September 22, 2024
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 9, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 31, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 28, 2024
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 15, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Mwagonda (Guest) on July 30, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Issack (Guest) on July 19, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
John Mushi (Guest) on July 18, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Zuhura (Guest) on July 4, 2024
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Abubakar (Guest) on July 1, 2024
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 25, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Abdullah (Guest) on June 18, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 17, 2024
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 16, 2024
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Salum (Guest) on June 15, 2024
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Zubeida (Guest) on June 13, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 13, 2024
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 13, 2024
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Husna (Guest) on June 11, 2024
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 31, 2024
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 28, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 28, 2024
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 25, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Nahida (Guest) on May 10, 2024
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Mhina (Guest) on May 9, 2024
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Wande (Guest) on May 3, 2024
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 30, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 23, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 19, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Neema (Guest) on March 27, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 26, 2024
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 9, 2024
๐ This made my day!
Leila (Guest) on February 20, 2024
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Omar (Guest) on February 10, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 26, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 22, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 22, 2024
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Hamida (Guest) on January 8, 2024
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 8, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 8, 2024
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Amani (Guest) on January 2, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Josephine (Guest) on December 17, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 13, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 11, 2023
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 10, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 4, 2023
๐ This one really got me!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 29, 2023
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 17, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Yusra (Guest) on November 17, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 13, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 7, 2023
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Salma (Guest) on October 31, 2023
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 25, 2023
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Sarafina (Guest) on October 11, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 4, 2023
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jamila (Guest) on October 3, 2023
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Sekela (Guest) on September 30, 2023
๐ Added to my favorites!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 21, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Chiku (Guest) on September 19, 2023
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Asha (Guest) on September 18, 2023
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ