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What did the circle say to the triangle?

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Short Answer: "You're just not my type, Triangle. I'm all about those well-rounded individuals! ๐Ÿ˜œ"


Explanation: The circle is known for its perfectly round shape, implying that it prefers things that are also round. However, triangles have sharp corners and straight sides, making them quite the opposite of what the circle finds appealing. The answer adds a touch of humor by suggesting that the circle has a preference for "well-rounded individuals," using the double entendre to create a funny twist. The emoji at the end emphasizes the playful tone and adds an extra layer of cheerfulness.

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Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 22, 2024

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜†

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 14, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ 

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 13, 2024

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐Ÿฉณ๐Ÿ˜‚

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 9, 2024

Donโ€™t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 12, 2024

Why donโ€™t you write with a broken pencil? Because itโ€™s pointless! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 17, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜Œ

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 2, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ถ

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 1, 2024

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite exercise? The plank! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆต

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 24, 2024

I donโ€™t procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 13, 2024

๐Ÿ˜‚ This is a keeper!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 25, 2024

๐Ÿ˜… Iโ€™m still chuckling at this!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 10, 2024

Sorry, I canโ€™t come to the phone right now. Iโ€™m busy being fabulous. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

Halimah (Guest) on April 28, 2024

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ•บ

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 17, 2024

If you canโ€™t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฏ

Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 16, 2024

Love this! Keep them coming! ๐Ÿ˜

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 15, 2024

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโ€™s a beautiful day. โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 2, 2024

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ƒ

Maida (Guest) on March 31, 2024

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐Ÿฑโ›ฐ๏ธ

Arifa (Guest) on March 25, 2024

Iโ€™m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜‚

Nasra (Guest) on March 8, 2024

๐Ÿคฃ Sending this now!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 6, 2024

I don't sweatโ€”I sparkle! โœจ๐Ÿ˜…

Mtumwa (Guest) on March 5, 2024

I canโ€™t wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐ŸŽ‰

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 3, 2024

Absolutely hilarious! Canโ€™t get enough! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 27, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค”

Rahma (Guest) on February 8, 2024

๐Ÿ˜„ Perfect joke!

Mzee (Guest) on January 30, 2024

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘”

Khalifa (Guest) on January 28, 2024

I donโ€™t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿ“–

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 26, 2024

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 25, 2024

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšง

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 25, 2024

Why donโ€™t vampires like garlic? Itโ€™s a pain in the neck! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง„

Umi (Guest) on January 20, 2024

Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅต

Khatib (Guest) on January 11, 2024

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Mwanais (Guest) on January 10, 2024

Donโ€™t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐Ÿค”

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 9, 2024

Thereโ€™s no 'we' in fries. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿคจ

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 27, 2023

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿฅš

Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 14, 2023

If you think nobody cares if youโ€™re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ต

Sharifa (Guest) on December 14, 2023

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿคญ

Rukia (Guest) on December 8, 2023

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ“ฐ

John Lissu (Guest) on December 4, 2023

I smile because I donโ€™t know whatโ€™s going on. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 29, 2023

Iโ€™m not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ˜Ž

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 25, 2023

This is the kind of joke you donโ€™t forget! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 18, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿšจ

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 11, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐Ÿคฃ

John Mushi (Guest) on November 8, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ“

Fadhili (Guest) on October 29, 2023

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ“š

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 26, 2023

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โ›ณโœ๏ธ

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 21, 2023

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ‘Ÿ

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 18, 2023

๐Ÿคฃ This one got me good!

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 14, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 7, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ŸŽฏ

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 3, 2023

๐Ÿ˜ Definitely my new go-to joke!

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 23, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโ€™m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 12, 2023

๐Ÿคฃ That twist at the end, though!

Umi (Guest) on August 25, 2023

Iโ€™m not late. Iโ€™m just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 10, 2023

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐Ÿก๐Ÿงผ

George Mallya (Guest) on August 2, 2023

Sarcasm is my love language. ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ˜

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 23, 2023

Iโ€™m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐Ÿ˜‚

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 21, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฅ

Zulekha (Guest) on July 13, 2023

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

Abdullah (Guest) on July 12, 2023

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐Ÿซโ“

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