Dracula's favorite fruit is a π©Έπ"Bloody Apple"! π§ββοΈπ
Explanation:
Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! π§ββοΈπ₯³π
Athumani (Guest) on December 12, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 17, 2019
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
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Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
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Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Mariam (Guest) on October 29, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 21, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Arifa (Guest) on October 21, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 17, 2019
π This just made my day!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 16, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Rubea (Guest) on October 15, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 10, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 16, 2019
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 15, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Baridi (Guest) on September 15, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 13, 2019
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Robert Okello (Guest) on September 10, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 9, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 7, 2019
π Iβm still laughing!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 6, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 3, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Bahati (Guest) on August 29, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Mashaka (Guest) on August 28, 2019
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Maimuna (Guest) on August 22, 2019
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 11, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 6, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 3, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 20, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Khamis (Guest) on July 20, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Masika (Guest) on July 20, 2019
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Salma (Guest) on July 14, 2019
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
David Musyoka (Guest) on July 1, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 27, 2019
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 15, 2019
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Mjaka (Guest) on June 14, 2019
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 9, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 9, 2019
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 6, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Selemani (Guest) on June 5, 2019
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Mashaka (Guest) on June 1, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Irene Makena (Guest) on May 31, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 28, 2019
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Ahmed (Guest) on May 26, 2019
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 26, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Fadhili (Guest) on May 24, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Mwanais (Guest) on May 3, 2019
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Juma (Guest) on April 29, 2019
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 25, 2019
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Amir (Guest) on April 24, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 8, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 20, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 19, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 16, 2019
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Furaha (Guest) on March 15, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 5, 2019
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 4, 2019
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Nuru (Guest) on February 25, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 15, 2019
π That punchline!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 5, 2019
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ