Q: Whatโs bigger than an elephant, but doesnโt weigh anything? ๐
A: The elephant's ego! ๐
Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji ๐, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 24, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Safiya (Guest) on September 22, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 19, 2024
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 6, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 30, 2024
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 25, 2024
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 21, 2024
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 11, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 10, 2024
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 1, 2024
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Kahina (Guest) on July 29, 2024
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 26, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Zakia (Guest) on July 24, 2024
๐ I needed that laugh!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 14, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on July 14, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 3, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 30, 2024
๐ That punchline!
Mchawi (Guest) on June 28, 2024
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 28, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Majid (Guest) on June 26, 2024
๐ Bookmarking this!
Safiya (Guest) on June 26, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
James Mduma (Guest) on June 24, 2024
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 15, 2024
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 14, 2024
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Warda (Guest) on June 11, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Zuhura (Guest) on June 9, 2024
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 8, 2024
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 5, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 12, 2024
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 9, 2024
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Mzee (Guest) on May 5, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 27, 2024
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Jaffar (Guest) on April 13, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 8, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 31, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 31, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 15, 2024
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Mariam (Guest) on March 11, 2024
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 18, 2024
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 10, 2024
๐ Pure comedy gold!
George Mallya (Guest) on February 8, 2024
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 1, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 31, 2024
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 26, 2024
๐ Too good!
Kheri (Guest) on January 25, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Tabu (Guest) on January 21, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 19, 2024
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Baridi (Guest) on January 13, 2024
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 8, 2024
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Asha (Guest) on January 4, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Safiya (Guest) on January 2, 2024
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 21, 2023
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Mgeni (Guest) on December 18, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 12, 2023
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 8, 2023
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 7, 2023
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Kahina (Guest) on December 4, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 4, 2023
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 1, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Khamis (Guest) on November 30, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ