A tornado's favorite game to play is... Twister! 🌪️🌪️🌪️
Explanation: Twister is a well-known game where players have to twist and contort their bodies to match the colors on a mat. Since tornadoes are notorious for twisting and turning, it's only fitting that their favorite game would be Twister! Plus, it adds a humorous twist (pun intended!) to the concept of a tornado playing a game. The tornado emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the answer. 🌪️😄
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 3, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 2, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Tambwe (Guest) on September 2, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 28, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 27, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Ali (Guest) on August 26, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Jabir (Guest) on August 25, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 22, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Shani (Guest) on August 19, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Biashara (Guest) on August 13, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 4, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Majid (Guest) on August 2, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Nassar (Guest) on July 20, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Saidi (Guest) on July 20, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 15, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Nchi (Guest) on July 5, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 29, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 25, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Nuru (Guest) on June 22, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Kahina (Guest) on June 8, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 7, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 6, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 5, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 27, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 23, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Rehema (Guest) on May 23, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Masika (Guest) on April 26, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 23, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 19, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Sumaya (Guest) on April 16, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 12, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 10, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 5, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
James Mduma (Guest) on April 3, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 23, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 15, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Athumani (Guest) on March 15, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 4, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Hashim (Guest) on February 27, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 17, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Asha (Guest) on February 16, 2020
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Josephine (Guest) on February 15, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Abdullah (Guest) on February 15, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Abubakari (Guest) on February 11, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 9, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Rahma (Guest) on February 2, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 2, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Rukia (Guest) on February 2, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 29, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Mwalimu (Guest) on January 21, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 19, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 19, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 9, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
David Nyerere (Guest) on January 3, 2020
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 2, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Ndoto (Guest) on January 1, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 30, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Wande (Guest) on December 28, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Makame (Guest) on December 18, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 13, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️