A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! 🏀🍖
Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Ali (Guest) on September 16, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 21, 2024
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 18, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Leila (Guest) on August 14, 2024
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
John Malisa (Guest) on August 5, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 5, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 4, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Furaha (Guest) on July 27, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 27, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Abubakar (Guest) on July 21, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Warda (Guest) on July 20, 2024
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 19, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 16, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Rahma (Guest) on July 13, 2024
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 10, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Shukuru (Guest) on July 8, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 7, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 21, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Azima (Guest) on June 18, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 15, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 10, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Shabani (Guest) on June 7, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 6, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 5, 2024
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Zulekha (Guest) on May 30, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Arifa (Guest) on May 15, 2024
😂 Sharing right away!
Zakaria (Guest) on May 14, 2024
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 27, 2024
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Wande (Guest) on April 18, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Omari (Guest) on April 18, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 17, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 6, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Zawadi (Guest) on April 1, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 28, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 3, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 28, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 24, 2024
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Daudi (Guest) on February 24, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 18, 2024
🤣 This joke is too good!
Rukia (Guest) on February 16, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Athumani (Guest) on February 15, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 6, 2024
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 3, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Sumaya (Guest) on January 27, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 20, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 14, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 14, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 10, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 7, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 5, 2023
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 29, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 23, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 19, 2023
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 7, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 7, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Sekela (Guest) on November 5, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 28, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 13, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 10, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Majid (Guest) on October 2, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂