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Huyu jamaa bonge la bwege, ungekua wewe ndiyo rafiki ake ungemwambiaje?

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RAFIKI: Vipi mbona leo huna uchangamfu
JAMAA: Wanawake bwana, mwanamke hata umpendeje atakugeuka tu
RAFIKI: Nini tena ndugu yangu? Mbona shemeji mtu fresh sana
JAMAA: Hata mimi nilikuwa najua hivyo, leo nimegundua kumbe ana siri kubwa sana
ananificha, mi naita huu ni usaliti wa ndoa.
RAFIKI: Nini tena?





JAMAA:Nimegundua mke wangu kumbe anafanya biashara ya kitimoto na hajawahi hata kuniambia
RAFIKI: Kitimoto? We umejuaje?
JAMAA: Leo asubuhi nilichelewa kuamka niliamua nijipumzishe kidogo kabla ya kwenda kazini, simu ya mke wangu ikalia, nikaamua kuipokea, kabla hata sijafungua mdomo, nikasikia sauti ya mwanaume mmoja akauliza, β€œHuyo nguruwe umeshamuondoa?’ Hebu we fikiria nilivyoshtuka, yaani mpaka sasa nashindwa kuamini kuwa mke wangu ananizunguka anafanya biashara ya nguruwe hajaniambia hata siku moja


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