Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 14, 2016

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Mariam (Guest) on March 8, 2016

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Rubea (Guest) on March 2, 2016

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Faiza (Guest) on February 18, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 16, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 16, 2016

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 3, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 18, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 12, 2016

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Azima (Guest) on January 12, 2016

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Mazrui (Guest) on January 4, 2016

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 19, 2015

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 29, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 24, 2015

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 10, 2015

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Shamsa (Guest) on November 3, 2015

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mariam (Guest) on November 1, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 29, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 29, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 17, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 3, 2015

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 1, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 19, 2015

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 17, 2015

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 13, 2015

😅 I needed that!

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 9, 2015

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 5, 2015

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Baraka (Guest) on August 25, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 25, 2015

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 16, 2015

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 14, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

John Lissu (Guest) on August 12, 2015

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 2, 2015

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Daudi (Guest) on July 31, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 29, 2015

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 25, 2015

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Fadhili (Guest) on July 22, 2015

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 14, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Rahim (Guest) on July 12, 2015

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 7, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 6, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 4, 2015

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 26, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 22, 2015

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 28, 2015

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 26, 2015

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Ndoto (Guest) on May 23, 2015

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Wande (Guest) on May 20, 2015

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 19, 2015

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 7, 2015

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Zawadi (Guest) on May 6, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 28, 2015

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 27, 2015

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 20, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 9, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Salum (Guest) on April 9, 2015

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 5, 2015

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 3, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 28, 2015

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 24, 2015

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯