Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 9, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Daudi (Guest) on August 15, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Abubakar (Guest) on August 14, 2024

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Khamis (Guest) on August 12, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Mchuma (Guest) on August 10, 2024

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 31, 2024

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 23, 2024

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 22, 2024

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mgeni (Guest) on July 19, 2024

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Khamis (Guest) on July 17, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Nashon (Guest) on July 15, 2024

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Zubeida (Guest) on July 11, 2024

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 10, 2024

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 7, 2024

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 6, 2024

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 1, 2024

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

James Kawawa (Guest) on June 30, 2024

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Khamis (Guest) on June 18, 2024

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 15, 2024

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 9, 2024

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 29, 2024

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 23, 2024

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Shamim (Guest) on May 20, 2024

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 19, 2024

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Chiku (Guest) on May 15, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 8, 2024

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 6, 2024

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 30, 2024

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 29, 2024

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 22, 2024

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 21, 2024

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 18, 2024

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 18, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 18, 2024

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Selemani (Guest) on April 16, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Amina (Guest) on April 5, 2024

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Issack (Guest) on April 4, 2024

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 27, 2024

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 24, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 17, 2024

😂 I’m dying!

Shukuru (Guest) on March 14, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 8, 2024

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 7, 2024

😆 This one really got me!

Salima (Guest) on February 5, 2024

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Masika (Guest) on January 26, 2024

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Ahmed (Guest) on January 25, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Kiza (Guest) on January 25, 2024

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 14, 2024

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Muslima (Guest) on January 11, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 8, 2024

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 6, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Bakari (Guest) on January 3, 2024

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 23, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 13, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 9, 2023

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Nashon (Guest) on December 1, 2023

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Khadija (Guest) on November 27, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Nyota (Guest) on November 19, 2023

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 13, 2023

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

John Malisa (Guest) on November 12, 2023

🤣 This joke is too good!