Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! 😁🦷
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 24, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Tambwe (Guest) on September 18, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 18, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 13, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Mwanais (Guest) on September 6, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Saidi (Guest) on August 30, 2024
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 26, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 23, 2024
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 20, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 11, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 6, 2024
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 2, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Chiku (Guest) on July 31, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Amir (Guest) on July 29, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 11, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Furaha (Guest) on June 22, 2024
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Nchi (Guest) on June 22, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Ramadhan (Guest) on June 16, 2024
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 30, 2024
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Latifa (Guest) on May 16, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Wande (Guest) on May 11, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 10, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Neema (Guest) on May 4, 2024
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 28, 2024
😁 Added to my favorites!
Josephine (Guest) on April 20, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 3, 2024
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 1, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 30, 2024
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 28, 2024
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Samuel Were (Guest) on March 21, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 19, 2024
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 19, 2024
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Fadhili (Guest) on March 18, 2024
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 10, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Mgeni (Guest) on March 7, 2024
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 3, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 2, 2024
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Shamim (Guest) on February 27, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Mwanais (Guest) on February 27, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Maneno (Guest) on February 19, 2024
😆 That punchline!
Josephine (Guest) on February 18, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Sarafina (Guest) on February 11, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Mtumwa (Guest) on February 7, 2024
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 31, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Irene Makena (Guest) on January 29, 2024
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 25, 2024
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 23, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 21, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Mjaka (Guest) on January 14, 2024
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 12, 2024
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Ramadhan (Guest) on January 11, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Biashara (Guest) on January 9, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Salum (Guest) on January 4, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 29, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 29, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Mwagonda (Guest) on December 27, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 11, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 27, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Athumani (Guest) on November 20, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨