What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 27, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Arifa (Guest) on January 25, 2017

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 12, 2017

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 12, 2017

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Raha (Guest) on December 24, 2016

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 19, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Josephine (Guest) on December 15, 2016

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 11, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 11, 2016

🤣 This one’s fire!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 8, 2016

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 5, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

John Mushi (Guest) on December 3, 2016

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Safiya (Guest) on November 30, 2016

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Biashara (Guest) on November 28, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Baridi (Guest) on November 26, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 16, 2016

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 15, 2016

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Salum (Guest) on November 14, 2016

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 12, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

David Chacha (Guest) on November 3, 2016

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 30, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 27, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 17, 2016

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 15, 2016

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 11, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Mzee (Guest) on October 11, 2016

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Mariam (Guest) on September 25, 2016

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Khalifa (Guest) on September 15, 2016

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 12, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 17, 2016

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 15, 2016

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 13, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 3, 2016

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Leila (Guest) on July 31, 2016

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 14, 2016

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Kassim (Guest) on July 13, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 8, 2016

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 25, 2016

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Ahmed (Guest) on June 21, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 14, 2016

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Mashaka (Guest) on June 12, 2016

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Yusuf (Guest) on June 7, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 2, 2016

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Baraka (Guest) on May 28, 2016

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 21, 2016

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 6, 2016

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Selemani (Guest) on May 2, 2016

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Zakia (Guest) on April 23, 2016

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

George Tenga (Guest) on April 22, 2016

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 16, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 31, 2016

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Nuru (Guest) on March 23, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

John Malisa (Guest) on March 13, 2016

😁 This is gold!

James Kimani (Guest) on March 13, 2016

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 5, 2016

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Shukuru (Guest) on February 28, 2016

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 16, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Rahma (Guest) on February 14, 2016

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 12, 2016

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Nahida (Guest) on February 11, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!