Short Answer: "You're just not my type, Triangle. I'm all about those well-rounded individuals! π"
Explanation: The circle is known for its perfectly round shape, implying that it prefers things that are also round. However, triangles have sharp corners and straight sides, making them quite the opposite of what the circle finds appealing. The answer adds a touch of humor by suggesting that the circle has a preference for "well-rounded individuals," using the double entendre to create a funny twist. The emoji at the end emphasizes the playful tone and adds an extra layer of cheerfulness.
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 22, 2024
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 14, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 13, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 9, 2024
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Samuel Were (Guest) on August 12, 2024
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 17, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 2, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 1, 2024
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 24, 2024
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 13, 2024
π This is a keeper!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 25, 2024
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 10, 2024
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Halimah (Guest) on April 28, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 17, 2024
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 16, 2024
Love this! Keep them coming! π
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 15, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 2, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Maida (Guest) on March 31, 2024
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Arifa (Guest) on March 25, 2024
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Nasra (Guest) on March 8, 2024
π€£ Sending this now!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 6, 2024
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 5, 2024
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 3, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 27, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Rahma (Guest) on February 8, 2024
π Perfect joke!
Mzee (Guest) on January 30, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Khalifa (Guest) on January 28, 2024
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 26, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 25, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 25, 2024
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Umi (Guest) on January 20, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Khatib (Guest) on January 11, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Mwanais (Guest) on January 10, 2024
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Chris Okello (Guest) on January 9, 2024
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Robert Okello (Guest) on December 27, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 14, 2023
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Sharifa (Guest) on December 14, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Rukia (Guest) on December 8, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
John Lissu (Guest) on December 4, 2023
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 29, 2023
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 25, 2023
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 18, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 11, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
John Mushi (Guest) on November 8, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Fadhili (Guest) on October 29, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 26, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 21, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 18, 2023
π€£ This one got me good!
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 14, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 7, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 3, 2023
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 23, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 12, 2023
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Umi (Guest) on August 25, 2023
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 10, 2023
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
George Mallya (Guest) on August 2, 2023
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 23, 2023
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 21, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Zulekha (Guest) on July 13, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Abdullah (Guest) on July 12, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β