Short Answer: Because you don't want to press your luck! ๐
Explanation: Ironing a four leaf clover might flatten it and take away its charm. Since finding a four leaf clover is considered lucky, you wouldn't want to risk losing its magical powers by ironing it. So, it's best to leave the ironing board for your clothes and keep your four leaf clovers untouched for good luck! ๐๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 22, 2017
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 21, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Mhina (Guest) on November 18, 2017
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Wande (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Fatuma (Guest) on November 17, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 7, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 4, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Sultan (Guest) on October 31, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 22, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Sharifa (Guest) on October 21, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 20, 2017
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 13, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 3, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 1, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 29, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Mchawi (Guest) on September 26, 2017
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 7, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
John Kamande (Guest) on September 5, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 28, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 23, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 18, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Hashim (Guest) on August 13, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 17, 2017
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 11, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Abubakari (Guest) on July 5, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 26, 2017
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Sekela (Guest) on June 23, 2017
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 20, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 14, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 3, 2017
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Mariam (Guest) on June 2, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 18, 2017
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 8, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Mariam (Guest) on May 8, 2017
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
John Lissu (Guest) on April 19, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 13, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Mhina (Guest) on April 12, 2017
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Rubea (Guest) on April 9, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 8, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Issack (Guest) on March 18, 2017
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Khalifa (Guest) on March 14, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 14, 2017
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 9, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Khamis (Guest) on March 4, 2017
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 1, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 27, 2017
๐ What a joke!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 19, 2017
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Bakari (Guest) on February 15, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Jamal (Guest) on February 14, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Maulid (Guest) on February 13, 2017
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 12, 2017
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 5, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 18, 2017
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on January 4, 2017
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 28, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 27, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 25, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 14, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐