Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! 🍦🐻
Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! 🤣
Shamim (Guest) on September 25, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Chum (Guest) on September 21, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Kiza (Guest) on September 19, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Bakari (Guest) on September 17, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 14, 2024
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Wande (Guest) on September 14, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 4, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Maida (Guest) on August 30, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Wande (Guest) on August 25, 2024
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Selemani (Guest) on August 19, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Rashid (Guest) on August 16, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 3, 2024
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
John Lissu (Guest) on August 3, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Rahma (Guest) on August 1, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 20, 2024
😅 I needed that!
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 19, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Kazija (Guest) on July 9, 2024
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Issack (Guest) on July 4, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 1, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Zuhura (Guest) on June 26, 2024
😅 I’m still laughing!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 24, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Robert Okello (Guest) on June 10, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
John Mushi (Guest) on June 8, 2024
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 22, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Rabia (Guest) on May 1, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Neema (Guest) on April 29, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Sarafina (Guest) on April 26, 2024
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Bahati (Guest) on April 24, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 23, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 23, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 22, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 17, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Neema (Guest) on April 12, 2024
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Safiya (Guest) on April 12, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 12, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Shabani (Guest) on April 11, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Binti (Guest) on April 8, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 4, 2024
😂 Gotta save this!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 1, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 1, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Hassan (Guest) on March 30, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 27, 2024
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Maida (Guest) on March 6, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Maimuna (Guest) on March 3, 2024
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 28, 2024
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 27, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Sumaya (Guest) on February 19, 2024
😆 I’m dying over here!
George Ndungu (Guest) on February 13, 2024
😂 This joke just made my day!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 4, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 3, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 1, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Amani (Guest) on January 30, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Maida (Guest) on January 12, 2024
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 4, 2024
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 30, 2023
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 30, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 27, 2023
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 18, 2023
😁 This made my day!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 24, 2023
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Tambwe (Guest) on November 8, 2023
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