What did the owl say to his sweetheart?

Abdillah (Guest) on September 25, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 7, 2024

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 2, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Maneno (Guest) on August 18, 2024

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 11, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 10, 2024

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 29, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 29, 2024

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 28, 2024

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Zulekha (Guest) on July 18, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 3, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Jamila (Guest) on July 3, 2024

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 30, 2024

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 21, 2024

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 6, 2024

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Rabia (Guest) on May 21, 2024

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 20, 2024

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Makame (Guest) on May 15, 2024

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 4, 2024

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mgeni (Guest) on April 28, 2024

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 26, 2024

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 23, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

George Tenga (Guest) on April 22, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Leila (Guest) on April 14, 2024

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 30, 2024

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 11, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 9, 2024

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 24, 2024

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 23, 2024

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Issa (Guest) on February 17, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Rehema (Guest) on February 16, 2024

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Sofia (Guest) on February 15, 2024

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 7, 2024

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 5, 2024

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 23, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 21, 2024

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Kahina (Guest) on January 13, 2024

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 11, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 11, 2024

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 2, 2024

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mazrui (Guest) on December 30, 2023

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 28, 2023

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 27, 2023

😁 This made my day!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 26, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 17, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Khatib (Guest) on December 13, 2023

😁 This just made my day!

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 12, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 9, 2023

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 9, 2023

🤣 Pure genius!

Jabir (Guest) on November 27, 2023

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 25, 2023

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

James Kimani (Guest) on November 3, 2023

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 2, 2023

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 31, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 28, 2023

🤣 Sending this now!

James Kawawa (Guest) on October 16, 2023

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 3, 2023

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Rahma (Guest) on September 25, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 12, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Zakaria (Guest) on September 11, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔