Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 10, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Wande (Guest) on October 22, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

David Nyerere (Guest) on October 21, 2017

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Binti (Guest) on October 12, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Hassan (Guest) on October 5, 2017

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Nahida (Guest) on September 28, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 24, 2017

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 19, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 15, 2017

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Khalifa (Guest) on September 12, 2017

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 12, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 11, 2017

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 29, 2017

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Nashon (Guest) on August 28, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Wande (Guest) on August 27, 2017

Thanks Ackyshine

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 25, 2017

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 12, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 10, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Umi (Guest) on August 9, 2017

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 9, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 7, 2017

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Raha (Guest) on August 7, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 29, 2017

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Omar (Guest) on July 24, 2017

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Rabia (Guest) on July 19, 2017

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Majid (Guest) on July 18, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Hashim (Guest) on July 18, 2017

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 14, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 12, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 11, 2017

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 4, 2017

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mariam (Guest) on June 24, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 20, 2017

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 31, 2017

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Jaffar (Guest) on May 29, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 20, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 10, 2017

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 7, 2017

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 30, 2017

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 29, 2017

😁 This made my day!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 24, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 6, 2017

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 5, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mashaka (Guest) on April 1, 2017

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 13, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Kheri (Guest) on March 8, 2017

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 4, 2017

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 28, 2017

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Raha (Guest) on February 22, 2017

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Leila (Guest) on February 20, 2017

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 9, 2017

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 8, 2017

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Bakari (Guest) on February 3, 2017

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 1, 2017

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 28, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Salima (Guest) on January 16, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Ndoto (Guest) on December 17, 2016

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Shani (Guest) on December 6, 2016

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Zawadi (Guest) on December 4, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣