Name her Patty! 🍔
Explanation:
The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. 🍔😄
Farida (Guest) on October 29, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 5, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
John Mushi (Guest) on September 21, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 15, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Saidi (Guest) on September 11, 2017
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Mazrui (Guest) on August 28, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 24, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Neema (Guest) on August 22, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 14, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Issack (Guest) on August 5, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Rahma (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 28, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Nyota (Guest) on July 27, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 25, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Chiku (Guest) on July 23, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
John Lissu (Guest) on July 18, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 15, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Mchuma (Guest) on July 13, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 10, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 30, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 29, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 25, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Muslima (Guest) on June 19, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 15, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 7, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 1, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Yahya (Guest) on June 1, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Rahma (Guest) on May 30, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 14, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 6, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 4, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Abubakari (Guest) on April 25, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 24, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 20, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Mgeni (Guest) on April 18, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Halima (Guest) on April 18, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
George Ndungu (Guest) on April 17, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Nuru (Guest) on April 17, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 14, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 14, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 10, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Aziza (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 15, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Jamal (Guest) on March 9, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 9, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Husna (Guest) on February 22, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 14, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
Shamim (Guest) on February 11, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Makame (Guest) on February 11, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Hamida (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 30, 2017
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Zakia (Guest) on January 27, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 9, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 7, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 4, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 3, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡