Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"
Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji ๐ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Fadhili (Guest) on September 24, 2024
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 22, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 21, 2024
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Mzee (Guest) on September 18, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Fadhili (Guest) on September 15, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 12, 2024
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 29, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Mustafa (Guest) on August 28, 2024
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 24, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 21, 2024
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Fatuma (Guest) on July 28, 2024
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Bahati (Guest) on July 21, 2024
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Halimah (Guest) on July 13, 2024
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 8, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 4, 2024
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 19, 2024
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 19, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 5, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 15, 2024
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Shukuru (Guest) on May 6, 2024
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 5, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Mhina (Guest) on May 2, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Shukuru (Guest) on April 28, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Farida (Guest) on April 28, 2024
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Maimuna (Guest) on April 22, 2024
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Kheri (Guest) on April 19, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Abdullah (Guest) on March 31, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 27, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 27, 2024
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Zuhura (Guest) on March 24, 2024
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 21, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Mjaka (Guest) on March 3, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Kahina (Guest) on February 27, 2024
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Masika (Guest) on February 3, 2024
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 3, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 3, 2024
๐ You got me good!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 30, 2024
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 29, 2024
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Ali (Guest) on January 21, 2024
Thanks Ackyshine
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 16, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Furaha (Guest) on January 9, 2024
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 3, 2024
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Omari (Guest) on January 1, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mjaka (Guest) on December 9, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 7, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 2, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Hashim (Guest) on November 29, 2023
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 28, 2023
๐ That punchline was epic!
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 23, 2023
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 9, 2023
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Ramadhan (Guest) on November 6, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Habiba (Guest) on November 3, 2023
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Zakia (Guest) on October 30, 2023
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 22, 2023
๐ You got me!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 22, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Umi (Guest) on October 13, 2023
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 13, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 5, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on September 17, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Sumaya (Guest) on September 16, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐