Polar "Bear"ctica! ❄️🐻
Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! 🗳️😄
Amani (Guest) on December 16, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 2, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 19, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 16, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 14, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Salima (Guest) on October 28, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Binti (Guest) on October 15, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Sofia (Guest) on October 15, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Sumaya (Guest) on October 10, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Daudi (Guest) on October 8, 2018
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 7, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Sultan (Guest) on September 3, 2018
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 29, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Omari (Guest) on August 26, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Asha (Guest) on August 24, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Abubakar (Guest) on August 19, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 18, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 9, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 9, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 7, 2018
😃 Instant mood boost!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 6, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 4, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 29, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Mjaka (Guest) on July 26, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Khadija (Guest) on July 24, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 20, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 15, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Raha (Guest) on July 10, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Baraka (Guest) on July 10, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Sofia (Guest) on July 7, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 4, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 2, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 30, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Halimah (Guest) on June 24, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 6, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 29, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 25, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Yusuf (Guest) on May 20, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 16, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 8, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Faiza (Guest) on May 6, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 28, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Jamila (Guest) on April 15, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
Nchi (Guest) on April 11, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 6, 2018
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 1, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 28, 2018
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 28, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 13, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
George Ndungu (Guest) on March 9, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 23, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 21, 2018
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 17, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Bakari (Guest) on February 15, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Salum (Guest) on February 4, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Zawadi (Guest) on January 31, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 8, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 4, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Jabir (Guest) on January 3, 2018
😅 I needed that!