Polar "Bear"ctica! โ๏ธ๐ป
Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! ๐ณ๏ธ๐
Amani (Guest) on December 16, 2018
๐ That punchline was epic!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 2, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 19, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 16, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 14, 2018
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Salima (Guest) on October 28, 2018
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Binti (Guest) on October 15, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Sofia (Guest) on October 15, 2018
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Sumaya (Guest) on October 10, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Daudi (Guest) on October 8, 2018
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 7, 2018
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Sultan (Guest) on September 3, 2018
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 29, 2018
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Omari (Guest) on August 26, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Asha (Guest) on August 24, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Abubakar (Guest) on August 19, 2018
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 18, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 9, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 9, 2018
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 7, 2018
๐ Instant mood boost!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 6, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 4, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 29, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Mjaka (Guest) on July 26, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Khadija (Guest) on July 24, 2018
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 20, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 15, 2018
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Raha (Guest) on July 10, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Baraka (Guest) on July 10, 2018
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Sofia (Guest) on July 7, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 4, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 2, 2018
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 30, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Halimah (Guest) on June 24, 2018
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 6, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 29, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 25, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on May 20, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 8, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Faiza (Guest) on May 6, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 28, 2018
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Jamila (Guest) on April 15, 2018
๐ Added to my favorites!
Nchi (Guest) on April 11, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 6, 2018
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 1, 2018
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 28, 2018
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 28, 2018
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 13, 2018
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
George Ndungu (Guest) on March 9, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 23, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 21, 2018
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 17, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Bakari (Guest) on February 15, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Salum (Guest) on February 4, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Zawadi (Guest) on January 31, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 8, 2018
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 4, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Jabir (Guest) on January 3, 2018
๐ I needed that!