Maneno (Guest) on September 23, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 7, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Abubakar (Guest) on August 29, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Fatuma (Guest) on August 27, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 24, 2024

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Fadhili (Guest) on August 21, 2024

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 21, 2024

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 18, 2024

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 16, 2024

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Khalifa (Guest) on July 31, 2024

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

George Mallya (Guest) on July 24, 2024

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 19, 2024

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 9, 2024

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 4, 2024

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Maida (Guest) on July 3, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Selemani (Guest) on July 2, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 28, 2024

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Juma (Guest) on June 28, 2024

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 21, 2024

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 31, 2024

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 26, 2024

😂 Gotta save this!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 11, 2024

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Zakaria (Guest) on April 28, 2024

😆 Bookmarking this!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 25, 2024

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 24, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 20, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Issack (Guest) on April 19, 2024

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Fadhila (Guest) on April 19, 2024

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 8, 2024

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 29, 2024

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 19, 2024

😂 Sharing right away!

John Lissu (Guest) on March 16, 2024

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Fatuma (Guest) on March 15, 2024

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Binti (Guest) on March 15, 2024

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Sultan (Guest) on March 5, 2024

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 25, 2024

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 18, 2024

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Hashim (Guest) on February 18, 2024

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Mhina (Guest) on January 22, 2024

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 15, 2024

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 12, 2024

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 8, 2024

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 6, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

George Mallya (Guest) on December 28, 2023

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Rukia (Guest) on December 25, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 24, 2023

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Nyota (Guest) on December 22, 2023

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 21, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Yusra (Guest) on December 20, 2023

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 5, 2023

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 4, 2023

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 4, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 27, 2023

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 13, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Mchawi (Guest) on November 12, 2023

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 5, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 30, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Leila (Guest) on October 23, 2023

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Chum (Guest) on October 19, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 16, 2023

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨