Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth?
A: A gummy worm! ๐๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the pun between a "gummy worm" (a type of chewy candy) and a worm without teeth. Normally, worms don't have teeth, but in this case, we imagine a worm that's literally made out of gummy candy. It's a whimsical and light-hearted response that combines the concept of a toothless worm with a tasty treat, leaving us with a smile on our faces.
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 27, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 24, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 16, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 1, 2019
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Athumani (Guest) on February 2, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Ramadhan (Guest) on January 26, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Mariam (Guest) on January 16, 2019
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Rahma (Guest) on January 16, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 8, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Nchi (Guest) on January 8, 2019
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 8, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 2, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 1, 2019
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 15, 2018
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Amir (Guest) on December 13, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 11, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Amir (Guest) on December 8, 2018
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 28, 2018
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Azima (Guest) on November 27, 2018
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 24, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Josephine (Guest) on November 23, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Yahya (Guest) on November 14, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 13, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Tambwe (Guest) on November 12, 2018
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 29, 2018
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mhina (Guest) on October 26, 2018
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 26, 2018
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 5, 2018
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 20, 2018
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on September 13, 2018
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Mariam (Guest) on September 13, 2018
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 11, 2018
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 9, 2018
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 8, 2018
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 7, 2018
๐ Gotta save this!
Nahida (Guest) on September 6, 2018
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 6, 2018
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 3, 2018
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
James Malima (Guest) on August 28, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 26, 2018
๐ You got me good!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 24, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 23, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 19, 2018
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 18, 2018
๐ Nailed it!
John Kamande (Guest) on August 18, 2018
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Fadhila (Guest) on August 11, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 17, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 13, 2018
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Fadhila (Guest) on July 11, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Fikiri (Guest) on July 5, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 20, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Maneno (Guest) on June 18, 2018
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Faiza (Guest) on June 18, 2018
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 17, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Khadija (Guest) on June 4, 2018
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Faiza (Guest) on May 17, 2018
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 26, 2018
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Abubakar (Guest) on April 17, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก