Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 15, 2018

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 12, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 4, 2018

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Yusra (Guest) on November 28, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 19, 2018

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 6, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Mashaka (Guest) on October 28, 2018

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Warda (Guest) on October 26, 2018

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 23, 2018

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 16, 2018

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 9, 2018

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 7, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 1, 2018

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 14, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Arifa (Guest) on August 24, 2018

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Fadhili (Guest) on August 24, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

Mashaka (Guest) on August 23, 2018

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 8, 2018

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 30, 2018

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 18, 2018

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Daudi (Guest) on July 7, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mohamed (Guest) on July 2, 2018

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 30, 2018

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 25, 2018

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Chiku (Guest) on June 13, 2018

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Abdillah (Guest) on June 7, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 29, 2018

😆 This one really got me!

Omari (Guest) on May 25, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 24, 2018

😂 So funny!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 17, 2018

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 9, 2018

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Arifa (Guest) on April 29, 2018

😂 Sharing right away!

Shani (Guest) on April 25, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 21, 2018

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Masika (Guest) on April 20, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 2, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 28, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 25, 2018

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Shani (Guest) on March 21, 2018

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 21, 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 14, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 12, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 11, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 8, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mohamed (Guest) on March 7, 2018

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 24, 2018

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 17, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 14, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 13, 2018

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Mchuma (Guest) on January 11, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Maimuna (Guest) on January 11, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Sumaya (Guest) on January 5, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Mazrui (Guest) on December 28, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 26, 2017

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 20, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Salima (Guest) on December 17, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 16, 2017

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 3, 2017

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 29, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Neema (Guest) on November 27, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍