Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick! ๐ณ๐ซ๐
Explanation:
You see, a boomerang is known for its unique ability to return to the person who threw it. But if it doesn't come back, well, it's just a plain old stick! No fancy aerodynamics or magical powers. Just a simple stick that you can use for other things, like playing fetch with a dog or pretending to be a wizard with a wand. So, next time you encounter a boomerang that refuses to come back, just remember, it's just a stick keeping its distance from the boomerang club! ๐๐ช๐ช๏ธ
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Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 21, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 20, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 5, 2019
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 31, 2019
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 25, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 23, 2019
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 23, 2019
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 9, 2019
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Latifa (Guest) on October 4, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 4, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Yahya (Guest) on October 2, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Robert Okello (Guest) on September 24, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 10, 2019
๐ This made my day!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 6, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 3, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Binti (Guest) on August 30, 2019
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Zakia (Guest) on August 29, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Salma (Guest) on August 27, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 17, 2019
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 16, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Abdullah (Guest) on August 7, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 5, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Kazija (Guest) on August 2, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 19, 2019
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 17, 2019
๐คฃ Sending this now!
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Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 29, 2019
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Umi (Guest) on June 28, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Fadhili (Guest) on June 27, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Ali (Guest) on June 24, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 16, 2019
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 30, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 23, 2019
๐ What a joke!
John Lissu (Guest) on May 20, 2019
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Amir (Guest) on May 19, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 19, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Latifa (Guest) on May 16, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Abubakari (Guest) on May 14, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
George Tenga (Guest) on May 10, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Mariam (Guest) on May 7, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 6, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 3, 2019
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Sekela (Guest) on May 1, 2019
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Khamis (Guest) on May 1, 2019
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Rahma (Guest) on April 8, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
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Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Farida (Guest) on January 30, 2019
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 27, 2019
๐ Pure comedy gold!
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I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Salum (Guest) on January 20, 2019
๐ I need to save this one forever!