What did the squirrel give for Valentineโs Day? ๐ฟ๏ธโค๏ธ
A nutty love letter! ๐๐ฅ
Explanation:
This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! ๐ฟ๏ธโค๏ธ๐๐ฅ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 6, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 31, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 26, 2019
๐ Gotta save this!
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 22, 2019
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Shukuru (Guest) on October 1, 2019
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 27, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 21, 2019
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Rashid (Guest) on September 16, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 15, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 15, 2019
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Binti (Guest) on September 9, 2019
๐ You got me good!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 14, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 6, 2019
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Zakia (Guest) on July 31, 2019
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 17, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 15, 2019
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 9, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Rubea (Guest) on July 7, 2019
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Tambwe (Guest) on June 17, 2019
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 13, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Salima (Guest) on June 11, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Zainab (Guest) on June 2, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 2, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 31, 2019
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Sharifa (Guest) on May 30, 2019
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
John Mushi (Guest) on May 27, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 18, 2019
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Azima (Guest) on May 10, 2019
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Mashaka (Guest) on May 2, 2019
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 2, 2019
๐ What a joke!
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 1, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 27, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Shabani (Guest) on April 19, 2019
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 11, 2019
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 2, 2019
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 24, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Maimuna (Guest) on March 17, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 9, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 9, 2019
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 2, 2019
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Shamim (Guest) on February 28, 2019
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 4, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 26, 2019
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Kiza (Guest) on January 16, 2019
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 12, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 4, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Ali (Guest) on December 29, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 27, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 5, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Ahmed (Guest) on November 22, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Tambwe (Guest) on November 7, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 4, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 3, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Yahya (Guest) on October 27, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 27, 2018
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 27, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 14, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 12, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Nahida (Guest) on October 8, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐