Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?
Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"
Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐ฅ can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 14, 2019
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Abdillah (Guest) on December 10, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 7, 2019
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 30, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 26, 2019
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Rashid (Guest) on November 19, 2019
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 18, 2019
๐ You got me!
Issa (Guest) on November 2, 2019
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 1, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Biashara (Guest) on October 28, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Mwalimu (Guest) on October 28, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Amir (Guest) on October 25, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 17, 2019
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 15, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 15, 2019
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 7, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 25, 2019
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Hekima (Guest) on September 19, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 3, 2019
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 21, 2019
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 14, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Mchuma (Guest) on August 12, 2019
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 3, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 3, 2019
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 9, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 9, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 6, 2019
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 22, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 19, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Maimuna (Guest) on June 19, 2019
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Omari (Guest) on June 17, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Omari (Guest) on May 26, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 16, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Abdillah (Guest) on May 11, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Hamida (Guest) on May 10, 2019
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 24, 2019
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 12, 2019
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 11, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Fikiri (Guest) on March 25, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Hawa (Guest) on March 24, 2019
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 15, 2019
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 11, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 5, 2019
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 3, 2019
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 24, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 23, 2019
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 22, 2019
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 19, 2019
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 17, 2019
๐ Nailed it!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 8, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Baraka (Guest) on February 7, 2019
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Bahati (Guest) on January 11, 2019
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 10, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 9, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 4, 2019
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 29, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Amir (Guest) on December 25, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on December 19, 2018
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 5, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 1, 2018
๐ I had to share this with everyone!