Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 8, 2020

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Furaha (Guest) on November 30, 2020

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Ali (Guest) on November 26, 2020

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 20, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Shamsa (Guest) on November 17, 2020

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 13, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 7, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 4, 2020

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Yusuf (Guest) on October 28, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 28, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Aziza (Guest) on October 11, 2020

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 4, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 30, 2020

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Rukia (Guest) on September 22, 2020

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 18, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 4, 2020

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 1, 2020

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 26, 2020

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Halimah (Guest) on August 23, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 21, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 21, 2020

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 20, 2020

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Josephine (Guest) on August 15, 2020

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 4, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Kheri (Guest) on August 1, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 30, 2020

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 30, 2020

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Wande (Guest) on July 12, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 2, 2020

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 27, 2020

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Josephine (Guest) on June 21, 2020

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 13, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 8, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 5, 2020

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 23, 2020

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Hassan (Guest) on May 12, 2020

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 4, 2020

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Kheri (Guest) on May 2, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 1, 2020

😆 That punchline was epic!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 1, 2020

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 29, 2020

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 27, 2020

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

George Tenga (Guest) on April 26, 2020

😆 That punchline!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 22, 2020

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Sofia (Guest) on April 20, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

David Ochieng (Guest) on April 11, 2020

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Nassar (Guest) on April 10, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 10, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

John Lissu (Guest) on April 7, 2020

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 4, 2020

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Umi (Guest) on April 1, 2020

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 30, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 26, 2020

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 25, 2020

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Jamila (Guest) on March 18, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Jamal (Guest) on March 10, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 5, 2020

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Omari (Guest) on March 4, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Mgeni (Guest) on February 28, 2020

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 14, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕