Masika (Guest) on January 14, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Mchawi (Guest) on January 12, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Baraka (Guest) on January 9, 2022

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Fatuma (Guest) on January 5, 2022

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Saidi (Guest) on December 29, 2021

😆 This one really got me!

Jabir (Guest) on December 25, 2021

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 25, 2021

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 27, 2021

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 22, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Nahida (Guest) on November 20, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Tambwe (Guest) on November 10, 2021

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 27, 2021

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

James Kawawa (Guest) on October 25, 2021

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Habiba (Guest) on October 13, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 4, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Mhina (Guest) on October 3, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 30, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Chiku (Guest) on September 28, 2021

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 23, 2021

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Yahya (Guest) on September 19, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 12, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 1, 2021

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Abdullah (Guest) on August 29, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Leila (Guest) on August 27, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Biashara (Guest) on August 22, 2021

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Mwagonda (Guest) on August 22, 2021

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

John Malisa (Guest) on August 18, 2021

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Mchuma (Guest) on August 9, 2021

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Amina (Guest) on August 5, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Shamsa (Guest) on July 26, 2021

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 21, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Juma (Guest) on July 17, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 17, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 8, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 6, 2021

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 3, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 19, 2021

😁 This made my day!

Zakia (Guest) on June 17, 2021

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Masika (Guest) on June 13, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 5, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 3, 2021

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

David Chacha (Guest) on May 30, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 30, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 28, 2021

😆 Saving this one!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 25, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Ali (Guest) on May 13, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Abubakar (Guest) on May 10, 2021

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 7, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 11, 2021

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Saidi (Guest) on March 24, 2021

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 24, 2021

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Shukuru (Guest) on March 19, 2021

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Chiku (Guest) on March 11, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Rubea (Guest) on March 7, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 21, 2021

😄 You got me!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 6, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 5, 2021

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Makame (Guest) on February 1, 2021

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 30, 2021

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Nasra (Guest) on January 29, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴