Short Answer: "You're attractive, let's stick together! 💖"
Explanation: The paper clip is making a playful pun by referring to the magnet as "attractive," which could mean both physically appealing and having the ability to attract objects. By saying "let's stick together," the paper clip is referring to how magnets attract objects, but also humorously suggesting a desire for a close relationship with the magnet. The use of the 💖 emoji adds a cheerful and affectionate tone to the conversation, making it funny and lighthearted.
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 24, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 17, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Abdullah (Guest) on July 16, 2021
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Masika (Guest) on July 12, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 29, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
Zawadi (Guest) on June 27, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 21, 2021
😄 What a joke!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 19, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Umi (Guest) on June 14, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 1, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Jabir (Guest) on June 1, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Mariam (Guest) on June 1, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 30, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 18, 2021
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 6, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 4, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Zainab (Guest) on April 12, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 11, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Kiza (Guest) on April 9, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Shabani (Guest) on April 7, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Amina (Guest) on March 29, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Mazrui (Guest) on March 20, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
James Mduma (Guest) on March 10, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 28, 2021
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 31, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 28, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Muslima (Guest) on January 27, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Ahmed (Guest) on January 25, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Nasra (Guest) on January 20, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Hashim (Guest) on January 14, 2021
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Ndoto (Guest) on December 28, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 18, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 16, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Asha (Guest) on December 13, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Sharifa (Guest) on December 11, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Zuhura (Guest) on December 10, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
Hamida (Guest) on December 8, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 7, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 15, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 9, 2020
😁 This is gold!
Farida (Guest) on October 31, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Zulekha (Guest) on October 19, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Mgeni (Guest) on October 17, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 17, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 15, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 14, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 12, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 8, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 7, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Umi (Guest) on October 6, 2020
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 28, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Bakari (Guest) on September 23, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 19, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 18, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Biashara (Guest) on September 17, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Fadhila (Guest) on September 16, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 29, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Sekela (Guest) on August 12, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 7, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 2, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️