Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! ๐ฟ๐
Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! ๐ง๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 5, 2023
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Mustafa (Guest) on November 2, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 14, 2023
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Yusuf (Guest) on October 8, 2023
๐ Iโm still laughing!
John Lissu (Guest) on October 1, 2023
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 24, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Rahim (Guest) on September 23, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 22, 2023
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Yusuf (Guest) on September 19, 2023
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 16, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 11, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 11, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 10, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Chum (Guest) on September 9, 2023
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 8, 2023
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
John Malisa (Guest) on September 6, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 24, 2023
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 18, 2023
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 7, 2023
๐ Gotta save this!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 30, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Juma (Guest) on July 24, 2023
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 23, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 17, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 12, 2023
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Rashid (Guest) on July 1, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 21, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 8, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Arifa (Guest) on May 30, 2023
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Mchawi (Guest) on May 14, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 10, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Nasra (Guest) on May 6, 2023
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Sofia (Guest) on May 5, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 29, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 28, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 21, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 20, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 13, 2023
๐ This is too funny!
Mashaka (Guest) on April 9, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 4, 2023
๐ This made my day!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 31, 2023
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Hashim (Guest) on March 24, 2023
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Omari (Guest) on March 11, 2023
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 8, 2023
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
David Chacha (Guest) on March 1, 2023
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Shukuru (Guest) on February 17, 2023
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 13, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 8, 2023
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Maida (Guest) on February 6, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 4, 2023
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Abdullah (Guest) on February 4, 2023
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Yahya (Guest) on February 3, 2023
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Tabu (Guest) on January 27, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 26, 2023
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 24, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 31, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 30, 2022
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 29, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on December 18, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 9, 2022
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Tabu (Guest) on November 30, 2022
๐ Iโm dying!