Where can you learn to make ice cream?

Ali (Guest) on July 23, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Jafari (Guest) on July 16, 2023

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 14, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 7, 2023

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 6, 2023

😆 Totally hilarious!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 1, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Furaha (Guest) on June 28, 2023

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 24, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mjaka (Guest) on June 19, 2023

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 24, 2023

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Tabu (Guest) on May 17, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Nasra (Guest) on May 16, 2023

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 14, 2023

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 10, 2023

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 9, 2023

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Zuhura (Guest) on May 4, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Salma (Guest) on April 23, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mchawi (Guest) on April 11, 2023

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Tabu (Guest) on April 5, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Ahmed (Guest) on March 27, 2023

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Binti (Guest) on March 26, 2023

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 24, 2023

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 17, 2023

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 12, 2023

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 6, 2023

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Zuhura (Guest) on March 6, 2023

😆 Still cracking up!

Rahma (Guest) on February 18, 2023

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 16, 2023

😁 This just made my day!

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 30, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 30, 2023

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 23, 2023

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Bakari (Guest) on January 22, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 18, 2023

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 11, 2023

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 9, 2023

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Kiza (Guest) on January 8, 2023

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Bakari (Guest) on December 31, 2022

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on December 28, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 8, 2022

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 7, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 3, 2022

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Amina (Guest) on November 29, 2022

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

James Mduma (Guest) on November 18, 2022

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Jamal (Guest) on November 14, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

David Nyerere (Guest) on November 11, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 6, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 25, 2022

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 11, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 11, 2022

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 9, 2022

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 7, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 4, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 4, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 3, 2022

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Nyota (Guest) on September 30, 2022

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Khalifa (Guest) on September 15, 2022

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Maimuna (Guest) on September 5, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 3, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 2, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Rubea (Guest) on August 30, 2022

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂