Short Answer: Because you don't want to press your luck! π
Explanation: Ironing a four leaf clover might flatten it and take away its charm. Since finding a four leaf clover is considered lucky, you wouldn't want to risk losing its magical powers by ironing it. So, it's best to leave the ironing board for your clothes and keep your four leaf clovers untouched for good luck! ππ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 9, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
George Wanjala (Guest) on February 4, 2016
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 3, 2016
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 2, 2016
π I needed that!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 27, 2016
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 25, 2016
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 11, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Selemani (Guest) on January 2, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Abdullah (Guest) on December 31, 2015
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 28, 2015
π This made my day!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 23, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Ali (Guest) on December 19, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 18, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 9, 2015
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 5, 2015
π Iβm still cracking up!
George Tenga (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Zuhura (Guest) on October 20, 2015
π This one really got me!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 19, 2015
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Fatuma (Guest) on October 6, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Selemani (Guest) on October 4, 2015
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 1, 2015
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 29, 2015
π Totally hilarious!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 19, 2015
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Kiza (Guest) on September 19, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 14, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Khadija (Guest) on September 11, 2015
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Grace Minja (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Nasra (Guest) on August 16, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 13, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 3, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Khadija (Guest) on August 1, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 30, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Salma (Guest) on July 27, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Hekima (Guest) on July 23, 2015
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 11, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Mjaka (Guest) on July 7, 2015
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Mwafirika (Guest) on July 5, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Faiza (Guest) on June 28, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 27, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Selemani (Guest) on June 22, 2015
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 14, 2015
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Masika (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 4, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Shabani (Guest) on June 4, 2015
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 29, 2015
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 19, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 17, 2015
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Faiza (Guest) on May 16, 2015
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 14, 2015
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 1, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Amir (Guest) on April 29, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 26, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 19, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 10, 2015
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 9, 2015
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π