Answer: A needle! π§΅
Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! ππ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 22, 2024
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 20, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Jamal (Guest) on September 18, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 7, 2024
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 6, 2024
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 6, 2024
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Amir (Guest) on August 31, 2024
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 29, 2024
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 28, 2024
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 28, 2024
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 26, 2024
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Binti (Guest) on August 23, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
James Mduma (Guest) on August 8, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Kassim (Guest) on July 25, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 15, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 10, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Leila (Guest) on July 8, 2024
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Zulekha (Guest) on July 5, 2024
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 29, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Majid (Guest) on June 28, 2024
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Majid (Guest) on June 27, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 25, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 16, 2024
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Salum (Guest) on June 12, 2024
π Totally hilarious!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 25, 2024
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
David Chacha (Guest) on May 12, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 4, 2024
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 28, 2024
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Husna (Guest) on April 11, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 7, 2024
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 6, 2024
π I needed that!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 5, 2024
π That punchline was epic!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 4, 2024
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Selemani (Guest) on March 27, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 17, 2024
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 15, 2024
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Jamila (Guest) on March 5, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Halimah (Guest) on March 4, 2024
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Kahina (Guest) on February 24, 2024
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Halima (Guest) on February 17, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Irene Makena (Guest) on February 17, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Zulekha (Guest) on February 9, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Nashon (Guest) on January 18, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Hekima (Guest) on January 17, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 9, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 7, 2024
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 6, 2024
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 30, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 29, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 21, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 13, 2023
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 13, 2023
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 10, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 7, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 2, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 27, 2023
π This made my day!
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 27, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 20, 2023
π What a joke!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 11, 2023
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Mjaka (Guest) on November 10, 2023
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ