Answer: Lemon-ade! 🍋🥤
Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! 🌞😄
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 21, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 20, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 17, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 12, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Mwajabu (Guest) on September 11, 2024
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 8, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Latifa (Guest) on September 8, 2024
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 26, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 26, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 18, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 11, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 1, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
James Mduma (Guest) on July 25, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 24, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Zulekha (Guest) on July 23, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 23, 2024
😄 Perfect joke!
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 21, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Jabir (Guest) on July 17, 2024
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Mashaka (Guest) on July 6, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 23, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 17, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 16, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Raha (Guest) on June 14, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 7, 2024
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 3, 2024
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Bakari (Guest) on May 31, 2024
😁 Added to my favorites!
Mwajuma (Guest) on May 30, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 23, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Rahma (Guest) on May 22, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Nasra (Guest) on May 21, 2024
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 17, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
George Tenga (Guest) on May 12, 2024
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Abubakari (Guest) on May 6, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Fatuma (Guest) on May 5, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 4, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Maimuna (Guest) on April 23, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Faiza (Guest) on April 8, 2024
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Baraka (Guest) on April 1, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Warda (Guest) on March 27, 2024
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 24, 2024
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
David Chacha (Guest) on March 21, 2024
😄 What a joke!
Amir (Guest) on March 19, 2024
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Maneno (Guest) on March 11, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 6, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 2, 2024
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 23, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Nasra (Guest) on February 15, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 8, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 6, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Mhina (Guest) on February 5, 2024
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 24, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 22, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 19, 2024
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 10, 2024
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Zakia (Guest) on January 7, 2024
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Umi (Guest) on December 30, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Khalifa (Guest) on December 30, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 22, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 20, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 19, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️