Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:45:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
High school Flashback!! . Watchman : Amkeni muende morning preps. Allan : Mimi ni mgonjwa. Watchman : Unaumwa na nini hiyo? Allan : Bionomial Nomenclature. Watchman : Eeh, lala tu kijana. Hiyo kitu ni mbaya. Imeuwa watu South Africa. ππππππππππ
Utoto raha..! Angalia hawa watoto wanachokifanya sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:10:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Leo nimepulizia Air Fresh yenye Harufu ya Pilau nyumbani kwangu sasa watoto wa Jirani wamehamia Mlangoni kwangu ndio wanacheza hapo. Kila nikitoka wananisalimia. Mama yao ndio kanimaliza kabisa nimetoka akaniambia
"Kumbe wewe ni Mpishi mzuri, Hongera"
Imebidi nisirudi nyumbani maana wale watoto wanaweza kuingia ndani kabisa na pilau hakuna.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:52:33 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Ulishawahi kutana na hiiβ¦. Issa: mambo Jeni:poa vp Issa:poa nambie:
Jeni:poa aje ww: Issa:poa nambie Jeni:poa Issa :bas poa Jeni:poaβ¦. Issa:poa badee basi Jeni:haya Issa:bai ππππβ¦β¦..HII KIITALIANO INAITWA LACK OF SOUND ENGINEERING NA HII INASABABISHWA NA UOGAβ¦β¦
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:21 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
UNATOKA SEBULENI UNAENDA ZAKO CHOONI UNAINGIA TU HIVI GHAFLA UNAKUTANA NA MZIGO MKUBWA WA MAVI JUU YA CHOO ALAFU UNAAMUA KURUDI ZAKO ILE UNATOKA TU UNAMUONA DEMU MZURI ULIYEMTONGOZA JANA ANAKUJA KUINGIA CHOO ULICHOTOKA WW NA KINA MZIGO WA MAVI JUU NA AMEKUONA WW NDIO UMETOKA MLE NDANI ..unaamua kurudi ili uka flash bahat mby maji hakuna.!!!
πππHAPO NDIO UTAJUA KWANINI SIKU HIZI HATUPENDI UJINGAππππ
Kilichompata huyu jamaa akiwa anaangalia mpira mechi kali na mke wake
WIFE: Baibie, yule ni nani? Ni Chris Brown??
HUSBAND: Yule ni Theo Walcott
WIFE: ile Yellow Card ni ya nini?
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
WIFE: Baibie, yule ni nani? Ni Chris Brown?? HUSBAND: Yule ni Theo Walcott WIFE: ile Yellow Card ni ya nini?
HUSBAND: ile ni ya Onyo, na Red Card inamaanisha mchezaji awache kucheza na atoke inje ya uwanja. WIFE: Oooooh! Inakaa kama traffic light! Yellow- Ilani na Red - Simama HUSBAND: Yeah yeah swity! Ndio hivyo. WIFE: Na je Green Card?? HUSBAND: Aaaah! Hakuna kitu kama hicho.
WIFE: Nataka Arsenal ishinde world cup. HUSBAND: [kimya] WIFE: Ni nani yule mzee anakaa kama Mr. Bean?? HUSBAND: Yeees swity, yule ni kocha wa Arsenal, anaitwa Arsene Wenger. WIFE: Oooooh! inamaanisha yule kocha mwengine ni Chelsea Wenger?? HUSBAND: [Kabadilisha channel]
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Ni noma!
Baada ya Talaka mke kamtumia mume meseji:- "Nasikitika kukujulisha kuwa binti uliyemlea kwa miaka 20 sio mtoto wako" Mume akamjibu:- "Duh! Nashukuru Mungu kwani nilikuwa nikiumia rohoni kila siku kwamba nazini na binti yangu" πππππππππ πππππππππ