Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends?

Husna (Guest) on February 21, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

George Mallya (Guest) on February 20, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Nassar (Guest) on February 11, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 18, 2017

😅 I needed that laugh!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 16, 2017

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Azima (Guest) on January 9, 2017

😂 So funny!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 7, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 6, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 24, 2016

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Abubakari (Guest) on December 14, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 9, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 22, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Umi (Guest) on November 4, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 22, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 20, 2016

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Omari (Guest) on October 3, 2016

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Mohamed (Guest) on September 29, 2016

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Issa (Guest) on September 27, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 17, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Chiku (Guest) on September 13, 2016

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Furaha (Guest) on September 9, 2016

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 9, 2016

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Warda (Guest) on September 9, 2016

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Hamida (Guest) on August 22, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 17, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 12, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 6, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 30, 2016

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 24, 2016

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

David Chacha (Guest) on July 23, 2016

😂 This is a keeper!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 22, 2016

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 21, 2016

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 20, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Safiya (Guest) on July 17, 2016

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 11, 2016

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Daudi (Guest) on June 22, 2016

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Mashaka (Guest) on June 15, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 12, 2016

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 4, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 23, 2016

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Juma (Guest) on May 22, 2016

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 18, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 14, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 5, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Mashaka (Guest) on April 28, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 18, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Juma (Guest) on April 16, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 8, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 30, 2016

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 25, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 20, 2016

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Mwafirika (Guest) on March 20, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 20, 2016

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 20, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 19, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Khadija (Guest) on March 15, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 8, 2016

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Athumani (Guest) on March 1, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Wande (Guest) on February 24, 2016

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰