Funny Answer: Baby pens spend their day in "playstation"! 🎮
Explanation: The playful twist in the answer is that "playstation" is a clever play on words, combining the concept of a pen (where baby animals may be kept) with the popular gaming console. So instead of being stuck in a regular pen, baby pens have a fun-filled day playing games on their own "playstation"! The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and playful touch to the answer.
George Mallya (Guest) on December 17, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 17, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 16, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Latifa (Guest) on December 15, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 11, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 10, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 30, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Jamila (Guest) on November 29, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 25, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Mjaka (Guest) on November 25, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 21, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Issack (Guest) on November 17, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Shamsa (Guest) on November 13, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 29, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 28, 2016
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Zulekha (Guest) on October 27, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Shabani (Guest) on October 24, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Farida (Guest) on October 12, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 3, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 1, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 28, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 27, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 20, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Husna (Guest) on September 18, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Nyota (Guest) on September 10, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
Habiba (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 28, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 15, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
James Mduma (Guest) on August 3, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Rashid (Guest) on August 2, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 29, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Mgeni (Guest) on July 23, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 14, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 9, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 26, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 22, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 14, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 8, 2016
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 2, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Sekela (Guest) on May 27, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Ndoto (Guest) on May 23, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 4, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 30, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 30, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 28, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Juma (Guest) on April 27, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
Sarafina (Guest) on April 26, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
Shani (Guest) on April 5, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 2, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 21, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 16, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Mwagonda (Guest) on March 5, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Mwalimu (Guest) on March 1, 2016
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 25, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 16, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 15, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Amir (Guest) on February 9, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
David Chacha (Guest) on February 7, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Ndoto (Guest) on January 26, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 22, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜