Answer: Because seven "ate" (8) nine! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the similar sounds of the words "ate" and "eight." It humorously suggests that seven was feared by six because it had devoured (ate) the number nine, causing it to disappear. The use of the emoji adds a touch of playfulness to the answer.
Amina (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 11, 2018
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 9, 2018
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 2, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Khalifa (Guest) on February 24, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 22, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Majid (Guest) on February 21, 2018
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 16, 2018
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 12, 2018
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Jabir (Guest) on February 7, 2018
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Yusra (Guest) on February 3, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Umi (Guest) on February 1, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 26, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 20, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 16, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Zulekha (Guest) on January 9, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 9, 2018
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Omari (Guest) on December 18, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Selemani (Guest) on December 14, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Husna (Guest) on December 4, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 3, 2017
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 21, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 16, 2017
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 16, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on November 11, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on November 10, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 5, 2017
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 3, 2017
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Maulid (Guest) on November 1, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Shukuru (Guest) on October 17, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 10, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Salima (Guest) on October 3, 2017
๐ So funny!
Aziza (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 23, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Salum (Guest) on September 12, 2017
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Farida (Guest) on September 4, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 6, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Mwanais (Guest) on July 28, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 19, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Saidi (Guest) on July 15, 2017
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Kheri (Guest) on July 15, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 11, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 24, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Tabu (Guest) on June 14, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Rehema (Guest) on June 6, 2017
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 3, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 23, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Rehema (Guest) on May 10, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 8, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Mchawi (Guest) on April 23, 2017
๐ Perfect joke!
Nuru (Guest) on April 23, 2017
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Nasra (Guest) on April 14, 2017
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Jabir (Guest) on April 7, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Khatib (Guest) on April 5, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 26, 2017
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 25, 2017
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 13, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 13, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ