Short Answer: A soccer team of spiders! ๐ท๏ธโฝ๏ธ
Explanation: The riddle asks what has 18 legs and catches flies, so the humorous answer suggests a soccer team made up of spiders. Spiders are known for having eight legs each, so if we imagine a whole team of them playing soccer, they would have a combined total of 18 legs. And since spiders are great at catching flies, it adds a playful twist to the riddle. The emoji of a spider and a soccer ball further enhances the humor and adds a cheerful touch to the response.
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Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 4, 2017
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Robert Okello (Guest) on September 16, 2017
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Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 14, 2017
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Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 11, 2017
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Sumaya (Guest) on September 1, 2017
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Kassim (Guest) on August 22, 2017
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Salum (Guest) on August 16, 2017
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Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 12, 2017
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Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 7, 2017
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Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 12, 2017
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Victor Malima (Guest) on June 11, 2017
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Husna (Guest) on June 2, 2017
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Baraka (Guest) on May 24, 2017
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Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 14, 2017
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Warda (Guest) on April 16, 2017
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Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 27, 2017
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Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 25, 2017
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Safiya (Guest) on March 21, 2017
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Hashim (Guest) on March 19, 2017
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Chris Okello (Guest) on March 15, 2017
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Ali (Guest) on March 15, 2017
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Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 15, 2017
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Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 1, 2017
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Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 28, 2017
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Latifa (Guest) on February 15, 2017
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Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 29, 2017
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Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 22, 2017
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ