How does the Easter Bunny travel?

Jabir (Guest) on January 21, 2018

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Zakia (Guest) on January 1, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 29, 2017

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Amina (Guest) on December 20, 2017

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Saidi (Guest) on December 16, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 16, 2017

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Amani (Guest) on December 8, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Selemani (Guest) on December 6, 2017

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Anna Malela (Guest) on November 27, 2017

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 27, 2017

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Abubakari (Guest) on November 26, 2017

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Yusra (Guest) on November 26, 2017

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 19, 2017

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 11, 2017

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 4, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Faiza (Guest) on October 27, 2017

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 21, 2017

😆 That punchline!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 20, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 7, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Makame (Guest) on October 3, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Rehema (Guest) on September 30, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 27, 2017

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Majid (Guest) on September 27, 2017

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 24, 2017

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Zuhura (Guest) on September 19, 2017

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 14, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 10, 2017

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Abubakari (Guest) on September 5, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 18, 2017

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Abubakar (Guest) on August 18, 2017

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 8, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 8, 2017

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

James Kimani (Guest) on August 6, 2017

😄 You got me!

Mgeni (Guest) on August 4, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 27, 2017

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

John Lissu (Guest) on July 27, 2017

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 27, 2017

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 25, 2017

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 14, 2017

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 2, 2017

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 20, 2017

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 17, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 17, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 7, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 5, 2017

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Tabu (Guest) on June 3, 2017

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 26, 2017

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Sultan (Guest) on May 17, 2017

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 10, 2017

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 10, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

George Mallya (Guest) on May 8, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 8, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Mhina (Guest) on May 7, 2017

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 5, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

James Malima (Guest) on April 20, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Jaffar (Guest) on April 14, 2017

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Kahina (Guest) on April 10, 2017

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

James Malima (Guest) on March 19, 2017

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 18, 2017

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 13, 2017

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏