Short Answer: Because it was caught for "fowl" play! 🐔🦆👮♂️⛓️
Explanation: The chicken went to jail because it was involved in some "fowl" play, meaning it did something mischievous or against the law. Imagine a chicken wearing a tiny prisoner outfit, being escorted by a duck police officer and locked up with tiny chicken-sized handcuffs! It's all in good fun and just a silly way to imagine animals getting into trouble. 🐓😄🚓
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 27, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 24, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Ahmed (Guest) on November 24, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Chiku (Guest) on November 24, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
Sharifa (Guest) on November 4, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 22, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Salma (Guest) on October 15, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 11, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 3, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 15, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 4, 2018
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 31, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 22, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 10, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 10, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 8, 2018
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Shabani (Guest) on July 29, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 29, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 24, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Zubeida (Guest) on July 19, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 15, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 6, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 2, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 30, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Majid (Guest) on June 15, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 15, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 7, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Mustafa (Guest) on June 3, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Halimah (Guest) on May 25, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 24, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Hassan (Guest) on April 7, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 7, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Ahmed (Guest) on April 6, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
Tambwe (Guest) on April 6, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 5, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 29, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 28, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 23, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Abdullah (Guest) on March 15, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Hekima (Guest) on March 15, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
Sumaya (Guest) on February 19, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 19, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 29, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 28, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 25, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 20, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Habiba (Guest) on January 15, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 14, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 4, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 1, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Abubakari (Guest) on December 26, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 26, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 18, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 27, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Rashid (Guest) on November 17, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 15, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Safiya (Guest) on November 9, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 22, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 14, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩