Answer: A needle! 🧵
Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! 😄👀
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 3, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Omari (Guest) on May 22, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 18, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 16, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 10, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Jamal (Guest) on April 17, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 15, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 15, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 8, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Rabia (Guest) on April 4, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 30, 2019
😂 This joke just made my day!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 22, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Athumani (Guest) on March 18, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Raha (Guest) on March 16, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Maulid (Guest) on March 14, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 16, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 6, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Athumani (Guest) on February 5, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 29, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Sofia (Guest) on January 28, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 25, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Ann Awino (Guest) on January 23, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Mohamed (Guest) on January 23, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Nuru (Guest) on January 15, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Rashid (Guest) on January 13, 2019
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 8, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 3, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 25, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 23, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 24, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 22, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 16, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Zulekha (Guest) on November 9, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 11, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Jaffar (Guest) on October 8, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 7, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 3, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Rabia (Guest) on September 26, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Abdillah (Guest) on September 25, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 19, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
John Mushi (Guest) on September 18, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Maida (Guest) on September 17, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Ahmed (Guest) on September 1, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 1, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 29, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Kahina (Guest) on August 26, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Raha (Guest) on August 25, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Leila (Guest) on August 16, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 11, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 6, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 4, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 27, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 13, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 10, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Shani (Guest) on July 9, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 29, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 29, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Baridi (Guest) on June 17, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 11, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 7, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰