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What has an eye, but cannot see?

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Answer: A needle! 🧵


Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! 😄👀

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Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 3, 2019

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Omari (Guest) on May 22, 2019

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 18, 2019

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 16, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 10, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Jamal (Guest) on April 17, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 15, 2019

😆 Still cracking up!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 15, 2019

😄 This is pure brilliance!

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I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

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The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

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😂 This joke just made my day!

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Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Athumani (Guest) on March 18, 2019

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Raha (Guest) on March 16, 2019

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Maulid (Guest) on March 14, 2019

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

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I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 6, 2019

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Athumani (Guest) on February 5, 2019

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

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Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

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😂 I’m saving this one!

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

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How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

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Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Rashid (Guest) on January 13, 2019

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

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What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

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Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

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I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

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How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

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Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

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How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 16, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Zulekha (Guest) on November 9, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 11, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

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🤣 This one’s fire!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 3, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Abdillah (Guest) on September 25, 2018

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 19, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

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🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

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I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 1, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 29, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

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This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

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I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Leila (Guest) on August 16, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 11, 2018

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 6, 2018

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

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What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

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I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

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I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 10, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

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My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 29, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

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I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

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What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

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What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

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