Short Answer: A "Door!" 🚪
Explanation: A door gives you the power to walk through a wall because it magically opens up a pathway for you! Just like a superhero, you can simply turn the doorknob and enter a room, leaving the wall behind. Who needs super strength when you have the incredible power of a door? It's like having your very own secret portal! So next time you encounter a wall, remember that all you need is a trusty door to make it disappear. Happy wall-walking adventures! 🦸♀️🚪🚶♀️
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 13, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 25, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 25, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 10, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 9, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 4, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 12, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Fadhili (Guest) on July 10, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 9, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Mashaka (Guest) on July 5, 2018
😆 That punchline!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 21, 2018
😁 This is gold!
John Malisa (Guest) on June 20, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 11, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 8, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 29, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 28, 2018
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 27, 2018
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 23, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 21, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 17, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 11, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 5, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 30, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 30, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Mchuma (Guest) on April 22, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 15, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 12, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Latifa (Guest) on April 4, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 29, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
John Mwangi (Guest) on March 28, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 28, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 21, 2018
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 20, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 27, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 26, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Shabani (Guest) on February 23, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 20, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
James Kimani (Guest) on February 18, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 11, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Zuhura (Guest) on February 11, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 8, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 5, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 3, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 24, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Rashid (Guest) on January 3, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Maneno (Guest) on December 27, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Salima (Guest) on December 24, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
David Ochieng (Guest) on December 22, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Mwachumu (Guest) on December 15, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 25, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Ramadhan (Guest) on November 15, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 13, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 6, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 6, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 5, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 31, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Rabia (Guest) on October 26, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Baraka (Guest) on October 21, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 12, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!