Short Answer: "Why the long face? Quack me up, clown!" 🦆🤡
Explanation: In this funny response, the duck notices that the clown seems sad or down, and tries to cheer them up by making a joke about their long face. The duck also playfully asks the clown to "quack" them up, which means to make them laugh. The combination of a duck and clown in this lighthearted interaction brings a sense of humor to the conversation. The 🦆 and 🤡 emojis further emphasize the playful nature of the exchange.
Saidi (Guest) on March 29, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 25, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 24, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 27, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 17, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 15, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 11, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 7, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 6, 2019
😁 This is gold!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 4, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
Arifa (Guest) on January 13, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Bakari (Guest) on January 13, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 1, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Maida (Guest) on December 29, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 26, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 25, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Mwanais (Guest) on December 19, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 6, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Mashaka (Guest) on November 24, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 16, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Mwakisu (Guest) on November 2, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Juma (Guest) on November 1, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Maulid (Guest) on November 1, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 22, 2018
😄 What a joke!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 19, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Khalifa (Guest) on October 14, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Mjaka (Guest) on October 6, 2018
😄 Too good!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 2, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 28, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 25, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Kassim (Guest) on September 22, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 19, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 5, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 3, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 2, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
James Kimani (Guest) on August 30, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 24, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 15, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Mgeni (Guest) on August 12, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 8, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
John Malisa (Guest) on August 2, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 27, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Hamida (Guest) on July 19, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
John Lissu (Guest) on July 17, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Daudi (Guest) on July 9, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Khalifa (Guest) on July 8, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Khamis (Guest) on July 7, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Mashaka (Guest) on July 7, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Shabani (Guest) on July 6, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 19, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Josephine (Guest) on June 12, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Bakari (Guest) on June 1, 2018
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Hawa (Guest) on May 28, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 2, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Hassan (Guest) on April 20, 2018
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 18, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 7, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 6, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅