Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! π΅π
Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! πΈπ₯π€
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 22, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 18, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 18, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 17, 2024
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Abdullah (Guest) on August 15, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Salma (Guest) on August 12, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 11, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
John Malisa (Guest) on August 10, 2024
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 17, 2024
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Kazija (Guest) on July 17, 2024
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Faiza (Guest) on July 12, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 11, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 10, 2024
π You got me!
Maneno (Guest) on July 4, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Hamida (Guest) on June 22, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Mzee (Guest) on June 21, 2024
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Khadija (Guest) on June 16, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 8, 2024
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 7, 2024
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 27, 2024
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 26, 2024
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 13, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 11, 2024
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 5, 2024
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 30, 2024
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Nasra (Guest) on April 24, 2024
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 19, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Fatuma (Guest) on April 11, 2024
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Bakari (Guest) on April 7, 2024
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 6, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 19, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 25, 2024
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 23, 2024
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 18, 2024
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Juma (Guest) on February 12, 2024
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 24, 2024
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 9, 2024
π I needed that!
Shamim (Guest) on January 4, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 28, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Shabani (Guest) on December 27, 2023
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 7, 2023
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Hamida (Guest) on December 6, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 6, 2023
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Abubakar (Guest) on December 1, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 21, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 16, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Mohamed (Guest) on November 14, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 12, 2023
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 12, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Shamim (Guest) on November 9, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 8, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Habiba (Guest) on November 4, 2023
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
James Malima (Guest) on October 26, 2023
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Selemani (Guest) on October 25, 2023
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 24, 2023
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 16, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Biashara (Guest) on October 10, 2023
π€£ This joke is too good!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 2, 2023
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 27, 2023
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 23, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά