A bone-appetit special: Spare ribs! ๐๐
Explanation: When a skeleton orders dinner, it would naturally choose spare ribs because, well, it's made of bones! This play on words adds a humorous twist by combining the concept of a skeleton's food preference with the name of a popular dish. The skeleton's order for spare ribs perfectly matches its skeletal anatomy, making it a fun and amusing choice for dinner. The use of the ๐ emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation for the skeleton's preference.
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 22, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
David Chacha (Guest) on April 19, 2020
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 17, 2020
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 12, 2020
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 9, 2020
๐ Perfect joke!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 7, 2020
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 5, 2020
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 5, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 1, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Halima (Guest) on March 28, 2020
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Furaha (Guest) on March 24, 2020
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Khalifa (Guest) on March 24, 2020
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 12, 2020
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Hashim (Guest) on March 9, 2020
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 15, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 11, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 3, 2020
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Mashaka (Guest) on January 12, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Halimah (Guest) on January 4, 2020
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Safiya (Guest) on December 31, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 26, 2019
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Arifa (Guest) on December 21, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 13, 2019
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 7, 2019
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 26, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 15, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Zawadi (Guest) on November 10, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 1, 2019
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Raha (Guest) on October 27, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on October 23, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 23, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
George Mallya (Guest) on October 19, 2019
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 17, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 12, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 28, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Shabani (Guest) on September 28, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 23, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 1, 2019
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 31, 2019
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Nyota (Guest) on August 30, 2019
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Chiku (Guest) on August 12, 2019
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Issack (Guest) on August 2, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Shani (Guest) on July 24, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Tambwe (Guest) on July 21, 2019
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 18, 2019
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 10, 2019
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 10, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 3, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 5, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 1, 2019
๐ This is a keeper!
Habiba (Guest) on May 28, 2019
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 19, 2019
๐ Nailed it!
Ramadhan (Guest) on May 17, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 16, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Mustafa (Guest) on May 15, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 12, 2019
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 9, 2019
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Kassim (Guest) on April 24, 2019
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Furaha (Guest) on April 20, 2019
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 20, 2019
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ