A bone-appetit special: Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Explanation: When a skeleton orders dinner, it would naturally choose spare ribs because, well, it's made of bones! This play on words adds a humorous twist by combining the concept of a skeleton's food preference with the name of a popular dish. The skeleton's order for spare ribs perfectly matches its skeletal anatomy, making it a fun and amusing choice for dinner. The use of the 💀 emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation for the skeleton's preference.
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 22, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
David Chacha (Guest) on April 19, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 17, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 12, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 9, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 7, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 5, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 5, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 1, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Halima (Guest) on March 28, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Furaha (Guest) on March 24, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Khalifa (Guest) on March 24, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 12, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
Hashim (Guest) on March 9, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 15, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 11, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 3, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Mashaka (Guest) on January 12, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Halimah (Guest) on January 4, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Safiya (Guest) on December 31, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 26, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Arifa (Guest) on December 21, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 13, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 7, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 26, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 15, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Zawadi (Guest) on November 10, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 1, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Raha (Guest) on October 27, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Sharifa (Guest) on October 23, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 23, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
George Mallya (Guest) on October 19, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 17, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 12, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 28, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Shabani (Guest) on September 28, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 23, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 1, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 31, 2019
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Nyota (Guest) on August 30, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Chiku (Guest) on August 12, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Issack (Guest) on August 2, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Shani (Guest) on July 24, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Tambwe (Guest) on July 21, 2019
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 18, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 10, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 10, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 3, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 5, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 1, 2019
😂 This is a keeper!
Habiba (Guest) on May 28, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 19, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
Ramadhan (Guest) on May 17, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 16, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Mustafa (Guest) on May 15, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 12, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 9, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Kassim (Guest) on April 24, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Furaha (Guest) on April 20, 2019
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 20, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯